ah shit, empathy; that's the last stage. You're terminal, Zach.

Basically everyone I know in the local Minnesota film scene somehow managed to wiggle their way into being involved in this in one way or another, so I'll definitely give this a try. I think they really went out of their way to hire local talent for acting/production. Somewhere around 70% of the roles were cast in…

And although I am annoyed a bit at the remake right now, Beauty & the Beast has excellent song-to-song consistency in quality if we're talking whole movies. Menken in top form.

I'm confused, does this or does this not bring honor to us all?

I'm prescribed an anti-seizure med so that if I choose to drink my brain gets tricked into thinking the binging isn't nearly as rewarding chemically. But the alcohol interacts really weirdly with the med, so I have to be really careful not to drink. So ideally I never experience the positive effects of this…

Uh-huh, suuuure you didn't

…Cancel Jost?

Bob Odenkirk, that's a good get! He's pulling in Girlfriend's Day money!

Patton Oswalt eat your heart out. James Woods snort your nose off.

Neptune?

You'll get Fuller House Seasons 2-6 and like it

nananananananananananananananana leader, leader

Cuz I'm drunk, damn it!

In the way that doing anything is pointless, sure.

Time…to die

Yeah, DVT was my first thought. But then again, unlike the officials, I don't have access to what would make me suspect foul play.

I'm just here for the cocaine jokes*

Haven't seen the episode yet, but Pete Holmes was live-tweeting "facts" about it as it premiered and said:

Alasdair is one of my absolute favorite reviewers on the site but it's become pretty clear that this is Arrow's Resurgent Season and that means that 47 minutes of Felicity yodeling might still get a B-

Tetsuo & Youth was dope.