It's not just sad. It's wry, and cynical, and optimistic, and wistful; every planet and every one he meets takes the reader to a different world.

"And he still said 'fuck 'em'!"

With a nose like that, you just know Krookodile is up to something.

command + f "Andrea Romano"

"AVC load letter: what the fuck does that mean?!"

Harmon shows are guaranteed to collapse under the weight of his depressive genius eventually. But until then, they're depressively genius!

"les assholes" is correct

no, the lede is buried much further; it's Mannequin 3

"Collision Course finds its grotesque mojo every time the focus shifts back to outer space, where the speechless critter’s fur and flesh fall off his skeleton in a high-gravity mishap and an overtaxed teleporter does a Cronenbergian number on his physiology"

Cheerfully withdrawn!

Couple 'o editing misses…

It does for Star Trek what the Justice Lords stuff did for DC. Which is to offer a brief glimpse into a thematically compelling reality that is so believable and interesting such that it actively makes you examine the "canon" reality in a different light. The impending militarization of Starfleet - and indeed, the…

Naw fuck that, my standards for wordplay are even higher. Maybe if she said "What she calls historic, I call 'histrionics'"

All I came here to say was "Fuck yeah, Yesterday's Enterprise"

Even 89.3 The Current, the local alt-indie heavy station in Minneapolis, seems deliriously charmed by these guys - like they don't even know what to make of the style. They introduce the infectiously catchy "Frankie Sinatra" with a gleeful shrug every time. And before long, I'm bouncing to it and wondering why I've…

There was a minor hullabaloo over a Newswire saying Nick Cave's music was for "creepy white guys"; in the same article, they reminded us of his son's tragic death. It was insensitive and definitely crossed a line. Enough commenters raised hell that the AV Club got the message and even rewrote the article and…

Fucking hell it's like a nervous tic for the Newswire team at this point. Is the point to reveal that you don't care about his music? Or that you aren't going to use five seconds to google a different song title? Did you give up on the sentence halfway through? I'm so tired of the snarky tone without the deserving…

Yeah, let's bring back General Trelane, the Squire of Gothos! He's got brand recognition, maaaaaan. He and Sulu can team up in a tasteless will-they-won't-they buddy cop show in Star Trek: Oh myyyy. And fuck it, let's put it on CBS.

“Turgid…jerking…porn…is relentless enough to sometimes…win…a second Pulitzer Prize.”

Yo @Scrawler get in here. This guy wants to watch MADNWD drunk instead of going to a bar!