Can "an evil Lovecraftian triangle" be the new "love triangle" in TV please? I know it's a blandly comic misreading of a single sentence in a Newswire, but it's all I've got.

Yeah, I love Will Harris' dulcet tones.

Spreading the love around.

Who's the jamoke that gave this a C- right off the bat?

I dunno, you and SRGOTI being excited in the comment sections after Winter Break is pretty up there.

SU is back?! Belated Christmas present!

Chewing on this one after seeing it earlier and continually encountering a bad taste. I laughed and gasped and bit my fingernails, but the whole ordeal was exhausting and perplexing.

So he wasn't iced unceremoniously by Matt Damon? Damn, you don't get many chances to go out like that.

Seeing it tomorrow! 70 mm road show: the whole kit and kaboodle. I think I'm actually gonna be grateful for the intermission, as I won't have to consider catheterization in order to not miss any of it. I'm curious to see how Tarantino's oeuvre has evolved. I found Django damn near flawless until its predictable…

"Tell me, Dowd. Do you read? You will."

"So that's it, huh? We're in for some kinda…Civil War?"

I don't know how you overlooked The Binks Awakens, but it's distressing at a fundamental level.

It's times like these where it's important to remember that reality is an illusion, there is no god, nothing is true, everything is permitted, and we're all going to die.

#butstatisticallymorethanyouthink

Put me down as someone who saw the whole thing as absurd rather than racist. Then again, I can't for the life of me work up outrage for pretty much anything; it's exhausting, and Kimmy Schmidt was brimming with positive feminist energy, so the few eyebrow-raising moments of TGS style "insensitivity" I thought were…

Cheap ass Syracuse motherfuckers

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Felonious Munk

Hey, let's come up with name ideas for the next movies…

Surely this is self-parody?

Surely this is self-parody?