It means: Enjoy your stip-search, Mohammed.

The Gators radio call? No, no, no. That’s not what we want. We want the Tennessee radio call.

#alwayshighlighttruthers

‘A Hail Mary that’s full of grace’

Or for the same amount of money you could fly to Colorado, stay a couple of nights in a very nice hotel, rent a tricked out Jeep, run Black Bear pass, and still have a few hundred left over for food and drink.

WE NEED MORE ROUNDABOUTS!

No they’re so great. I love how it counts downs from 5, but doesn’t actually know how long 5 seconds actually is and fuck it, I’m staring at this Miller ad for 9 seconds. It’s GREAT.

He took his helmet off on the field. Should have been a penalty on the defense. First down with an untimed play. Don’t believe me, just ask the Browns.

+1 You deserve the #COTD nomination for this post IMnsHO

I had to have a tranny rebuild after hitting a small chunk of concrete (size of a pineapple). I was in 4th gear when I hit it and realized I shouldn’t shift into 5th. The debris hit the transmission housing and bent the shift shaft. Transmission fluid was leaking out the seal and I knew it was going to be over $1K…

Structural engineer here. The fact that this is the largest of the 3 (apparent) braces running across the short axis of the car to stiffen the frame rails tells me it has the most load on it (yes real engineering-ish). I’m having a hard time orienting the pictures with each other but regardless: corners are always the…

Flex Tape should do the trick. If it works on boats...

Private financing? What’s taking so long for the city to sign on? The longer they wait, the more chance the team has to ask for public funds. Start construction now!

Coach, how often do you thank your predecessors for costing Notre Dame so much in severance pay that it discourages the school from firing you too?

Uh, the fact that 62 is a smaller number than 73 is the reason why Stanton’s number will not stand as the home run record. (There’s also the juiced ball, but we don’t even need to look that far into it, because... he’s not going to set the record for most home runs in a season!)

Could you talk more about how you’ve recruited and crafted this dogshit football team here?

Thanks for clarifying all this! Man, I wish the author had seen fit to include this pertinent information.

To be fair, Lalas quit playing on a middling European side for a big MLS payday before it was cool.