There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose newspaper told him to suck it
They did not approve
And told him to move
From public beach where he had stuck it

Drove his truck into town

The Protege5 was a good car. If you look at any car from 20 years ago, they’re all lame and slow compared to today’s cars and that’s not really a fair assessment. The Protege5 also came with a 1.8L that provided adequate performance. I had a roommate that bought a 99 Protege ES sedan with the 1.8 and a 5 speed and it…

Oh, Jeff, didn’t you hear? That’s happening the day after I marry Heather Graham.

Glad to see Emily Hampshire getting interesting roles. She is terrific 

So it’s like that one episode of Sliders?

And “goofus maloofus”...good one.

Someone call Warren G, because it’s time to Regulate (the shipping industry).

Yup. I hate Sundays. I “sleep-in” until about 730AM and then do a few things, blink, look at the clock and it’s 430PM. Then proceed to sleep like shit because the dread of work tomorrow.

This article took so many detours I forgot how it started.

Doc Savage, the Man of Bronze. Dude is perfect for that role, and has anyone attempted filming Doc? It’s be awesome. 

I think my dream Batman movie is Affleck as Batman, Matt Damon as Robin - with Kevin Smith writing and directing.

He’s been saying this for years now. Heard Kevin Smith excitedly talking about it on one his podcasts a while back, and I tend to agree. Alan would be fantastic.

So you’re an idiot. Good to know.

BIG MAN NEEDS BIG TRUCK TO SHOW THAT HE IS BIG MAN

Well YOU certainly sound like a misogynist loser...

I’m really happy this didn’t turn into a “Marc Summers was sus” article.

Can’t we compromise and have Yngwie as Morg?