There’s a great phone app called RunPee that will recommend the best times to run and pee without missing anything good.

Problem being, the turn of the century now sort of means that Turner would be a big fan of Limp Bizkit and Surge soda.

Good, and might I add, fuck this guy.

I think Tom’s account has been hacked by Torch.

The twist is that she plays Alia from baby to adult...without any CGI!

blocked on my youtube, can’t stand that guy

Maybe if somebody has such bad PTSD that they think acorns are gunshots and empty their firearm at the sound of an acorn, they shouldn’t be allowed access to firearms?

To be fair, US Ghosts is better than UK Ghosts.

I’ve watched both and the American version is waaaaaaayyyy funnier. 

Audiences immediately turned on Claire Bear for being a manic pixie dream girl-esque fantasy who didn’t fit into a show where people get stabbed on the line and someone drives a car into a living room.

Carmy didn’t deserve Claire. 

“Bewhiskered?" No. "Becrysknifed."

If I ran a giant corporation I would totally gouge my customers if I knew everyone would blame the president instead of the corporations for inflation.

Has anyone ever come out the other side of the MMA world with a fully functioning brain? Every time some MMA person makes the news for non-MMA reason, it seems like it’s always for something that makes them look really fucking stupid.

because they drove there obviously.

The Grammys, it’s said, never honors its dead

By the terms of his standard contract he is required to “rock well” at lease once per film.

And though becoming the first person to win AOTY four times is a unique achievement, it’s also entirely not unique because she’s done it three times before.

“No matter what she does, she’s destined to face intense scrutiny just for being the biggest star in the world. “