Killing bacteria in proteins is never just about temperature alone but is rather about time and temperature. That’s where sous vide shines. You can cook to a lower temperature for a longer time and achieve the same level of bacteria killing as does another method where you cook to a much higher temperature but where…

Because too many of you thought Airplane! and not enough thought Foo Fighters:

Hi! I studied Nahuatl linguistics, so I can provide a little color here! Xochitl means “flower” in Nahuatl, the language of the Aztecs.

Tom Cruise is going to wear so many pouches in this movie.

Let’s just hope he watches movies better than he draws feet!

In a better universe/timeline Craigy Ferg would come back to host.

Craig Ferguson was the best host of any later late night show and pretty much nobody could do the kind of thing he did.

Ever seen Fringe, which he co-created? I think it’s even better than The X-Files.

Recall how snippy he got at Ned Ryerson. 

Jerry West was so upset with how he was portrayed on the show that he snapped his golf clubs and threw his MVP trophy across the room

If we are talking FCA offerings I would argue the Chrysler 300 needs a hellcat version.  They have Hellcatted everything else in the FCA non Fiat lineup so why not the 300.  I can’t claim this as someone else made the comment in an article about the 300 many moons ago, but call it the Chrysler 300 Heisenberg Edition.

Mazda 3 Turbo. 250HP/310lbft with AWD. 

Surprised no one has mentioned the Crosstrek yet. Subaru has to know they would print money with a turbocharged version. 

I think you misspelled “best”.

That trial of the gods scene was so damn stupid and ultimately unnecessary that I still keep cracking up about it.

There is no temperature for which Heidi Gardner’s shirt makes any sense.  Is it a . . . long-sleeved, collared crop-top?

During our week away from Kinja we talked about coming back and doing all of the stuff that we missed most about Jalopnik of old. So these chats are back, as are Traffic Jams. There are things that we can’t control, so we want to make what we can the best we can make them.

This week has been a whirlwind for me! Closed on a house, bought a project car, bought a motorcycle. 

Well, that was pretty much what I assumed. I wish that reupping posts would create new comments sections. 

Not sure if you're trolling, or work at GM.