If we are talking FCA offerings I would argue the Chrysler 300 needs a hellcat version.  They have Hellcatted everything else in the FCA non Fiat lineup so why not the 300.  I can’t claim this as someone else made the comment in an article about the 300 many moons ago, but call it the Chrysler 300 Heisenberg Edition.

Mazda 3 Turbo. 250HP/310lbft with AWD. 

Surprised no one has mentioned the Crosstrek yet. Subaru has to know they would print money with a turbocharged version. 

I think you misspelled “best”.

That trial of the gods scene was so damn stupid and ultimately unnecessary that I still keep cracking up about it.

There is no temperature for which Heidi Gardner’s shirt makes any sense.  Is it a . . . long-sleeved, collared crop-top?

During our week away from Kinja we talked about coming back and doing all of the stuff that we missed most about Jalopnik of old. So these chats are back, as are Traffic Jams. There are things that we can’t control, so we want to make what we can the best we can make them.

This week has been a whirlwind for me! Closed on a house, bought a project car, bought a motorcycle. 

Well, that was pretty much what I assumed. I wish that reupping posts would create new comments sections. 

Not sure if you're trolling, or work at GM.

Oh, like you guys are experts on what sort of accents they have on the moon.

Very wise decision on an off-roader. 

Tell that to the Car Wizard. 

Gilligan’s Island ?!? Is this some internet in-joke of which I’m unaware, or just a dumb mistake? Or have I finally lost it, and my memory is completely shot? Did Don Adams play Gomez Addams? Were there really two different Darrens?

It’s the “good times will never end” of low gas prices that happens every decade or so. I got premium for less than a dollar in the late 90s and it regularly stayed between $1-2 on average and creeped up to $4-6 in 2008. It’s how you got V10 Ford Excursions with 10mpg and no one blinked. Then the small car boom in…

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The less said about his “Tom Bombadil Sings!” LP the better.

There’s a joke waiting to be written here. I’m just too lazy to work on it.

“...in a terrible position. On top of it all, I have to look down at you every time I touch you.”

About as lazy as most of the writers here