THE TWIST WAS NOT UNDERSOLD

Good. Hopefully they bankrupt the shit out of him.

Better than that blob of a BMW you’re pushing.

You’re 30 and consider that “ getting old?”

It never stopped looking shockingly fucking awful to my eyes.

Meteor Shit!

Captain Marvel! I can’t sew, so I made the star of Hala part more like armor that lays on top (it’s made from foam). Blue bodysuit, wig & red gloves from Amazon. Bought some red material to make the sash & also made the button on the sash from foam. You can’t see the boots, but they’re the red wraparound bandage Toms,…

This year I decided to dress up as Justice League Reshoot Superman:

Elaine: *slams door open* Jerry, this guy just cut me off! This red Porsche comes FLYING by and just swerves right in front of me! No signal, no wave, nothing!

Your concept of seeing the dentist outside of the dentist office intrigues me.

I have/have had a bunch of cool cars, but the ranger gets the most compliments.

The Unabomber was captured in 1996.

Surprised he didn’t just send one bomb to each side and call it a draw.

Haaaaaaa

Mailed bombs don’t kill people. People who open mailed bombs have a death wish and willfully desire to be killed or injured to gain fame and notoriety.

if you flip the top line of the flag over, it spells “trump”. not too subtle. 

Here’s a fun improv game involving Fred Schneider I learned about from Lauren Lapkus and Thomas Middleditch.

UR to have one job here. UR family, UR hobbies, UR so-called ‘good character’? F*ck u. UR 2 CLOSE!

As the Bard said: “Cry HVAC, and let loose the dogs of WARM!”