The only photos of Michelle we have rights to are of her alongside Patton. So it was either a close, awkward crop, or something resembling the one I used, which I think is actually sort of sweet—especially because he has continued her work.

Obvious answer is obvious.

I miss Craig Ferguson. James Corden is no Craig Ferguson.

Los Gatos police

“What do you do with André the Giant when he’s passed out drunk?”

Welcome to my transcendent state of existence. It is a wonderful place to be, full of extradimentional foods.

The Razorback has been an all-time fave ship since I first read about it (everyone forgets spaceship racing!), so getting it in its full glory was a wonderful moment for me.

For a moment I got my hopes up thinking we might be about to get some sort of Banana Splits-themed dance number (That wasn’t “Buffalo Soldier” by the way.) Maybe later in the season if they figure out how to recombine.

It was the Os Johnny had trouble with. He had no trouble with the Xs.

To get to the other side!

That is NOT a small truck. It’s the same as a full size from the 1990s.

So is a Gol like when they are making a Golf but don’t give an F?

You run a higher chance than 50/50 of being hosed if Hoovie.

I wish I could approach ANYTHING in my life with the planning and meticulous attention to detail that Larry K brings to his craft. Really he is a national treasure, has a great attitude, and I have learned a lot from his videos.

Please don’t be Hoovie!

Wait do you mean buying the cheapest available version of a car may not be a good idea ?

Takes 1 hour to learn, half a day to become fluid. It’s no rocket science.

Gee, I’m real sorry your career blew up, Ricky.

My idiot buddy once almost killed 30 people* with a ‘68 Road Runner Hemi that once belonged to the lady who played Mother Nature in the “It’s Not Nice to Fool Mother Nature” margarine commercials. Since then I avoid all celebrity related vehicles. Vehicles that weren’t actually associated with fame that someone tries…