All-American. Lawyer who grew up in the back country. Needs to somehow project both dignity and that man-of-the people vibe. Extra headroom appreciated.

Just do it the practical enthusiast way!

Replacing both sides with black might also look good. Or getting one driver side of whatever color and painting them black yourself. Don’t have to worry about color matching then.

I used to know a guy who constantly used the term “cotton pickin’” to describe things that were mild annoyances or worse.

Patrick and I were talking about this last night. So terrible. The modern spin on this would have to please Miss Lee, and be called Fancy Jalopnik.

“torks.” it rhymes with forks.

This is excellent Jalopnik. Good things are about to happen.

They are very attractive when done up right.

Welcome Mr Ross, we could use more “garage” content on Jalopnik. I eagerly await to see how this develops.

Based on the image above, she should be played by someone noseless.

Is that teal? It looks more Aqua to me. Maybe it’s just my monitor...

that’s not teal, that’s blue.

Eh, I think the baby doll—it’s just a plain ol’ store bought doll—is kind of the misunderstood key to Eastwood’s ethos as a director. The story goes that the baby got sick and the alternate didn’t show up. So Eastwood sent a PA to a toy store. Because the man does not get behind schedule and he doesn’t stand around.

No, it’s not a coupe. No, it’s not really the embodiment of class or performance. But if a throwback is what you’re going for, better go full McFly.

The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all know the difference. They think it’s a righteous car.

Gwen Ihnat, I’m a recovering alcoholic. If you can get past that first week (or in your case, month), you can decide “You know, this isn’t so bad - maybe I’ll try another week,” and keep on trying another week, knowing you can start again any time you feel like it.

I grew up in Texas and still don’t understand this take. Please add pinto, kidney, and black beans (drained and rinsed, of course) to your chili, people. Chili without beans is a condiment that kids put on their hotdogs.

please please please don’t mod this to be a rock crawler. this is an overland roadtripper now. please please please please please please plase

“You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel”