Imagine a world, where content creators are paid by the word....
/BLACK MIRROR!

The first time I saw BLACK DYNAMITE was at Sundance, on Inaguration Day 2009. When we went in the theater, George W. Bush was President; when we came out, it was Obama. Here’s hoping the sequel has the same effect.

WTH is the movie from the pic at the top of the article? Can you guys start captioning crap like that?

I GOT THIS ONE!

Oh no..totally is...it’s why I read the piece and I didn’t find out a thing about him in it!

That’s Paul Reubens with Sharon Stone in the pic on top right? If not it’s a damn doppelganger...

Re-population of endangered species.

Justin: There’s nothing wrong with the Hyundai Sonata

This was the moment I was dreading, this was the moment I became an old fart, horrified by the indulgences and carefree attitudes of today’s car society.

True! Can you imagine V16 out of Sixteen and MagneRide tuned for wafting a la Rolls Royce?

I don’t think I’ll go back to drinking as heavily, but a glass or two every now and then will be good.

Not disputing your basic premise here, but remember, Barack Obama was elected President just 9 years ago. In fact, the last three Democratic Presidents were not rich by any measure. But if you’re going to nominate a non-rich candidate then you sort of have to trust in his or her charisma and ability not to fall down…

The Carson eyeroll that follows is also hilarious.

Done. And welcome!

For a 180 bucks, I’d rather get 180 1 dollar tacos.

So is that the Phantom of the Chrysler pant that haunts the production line to this day? Or is it just Old Man Johnson trying to put a stop to production thus ensuring that the plant has to close so he can buy it for cheap?

This was, like, a half hour ago, and “Shithole Countries” has already put out their first album and been added to Coachella.

Why won’t Taco Bell leave this long-haired country boy alone?

Still can’t believe I lost this race.