You’ve got it backwards.

I feel very confident this was a flood car from Harvey, Texas plates!

Weird, the guy with face tattoos makes ridiculously bad decisions.

this dude looks like a fake Onion article about 2017 rappers

I drove my friends BMW and used the turn signals.

I wouldn’t say automatically.

Tony! Toni! Toné!

And now if Mueller does get an indictment on the Orange $hitstain, we can all say “you wanted a miracle? I give you the F....B....I”

Radwood Texas, and I’m there.

If she didn’t exclaim “Holy guacamole, look at the size of that thing!” (made doubly funny by her last name being Wang), it was a waste of a discovery.

The Danny Boy scene rules....

It’s one of my favorite movies, but there’s no way Miller’s Crossing is more famous than The Usual Suspects.

I wonder if some of those drivers were stoned.

“We are exploring other options with Gelo.”

John Cena has also fulfilled most wishes for the Make-A-Wish foundation by far, he hit 500 in 2015.

It looks better this way.

“If it had a manual I would by a used one in 5 years”

“I live, I die, I live again, shiny and matte silver.”

Eat pot. Not too much. Mostly joints.