Oh omg this just reminded me so vividly of my own similar experience: I was in college, watching a movie with this guy I was sort of seeing. Not a lot of comfort between us, yet, is what I mean. Still in the hiding our farts phase. But I really liked him. He lived in an old house with a bunch of housemates but they…

I really didn’t realize how funny Doug was until I read this article and realized how much worse it could actually be.

i miss doug...

It’s kind of like they were trying to attempt some of the absurdness of Doug without really putting in what made it great. Like this line:

It’s like someone was given a press packet, and told “reword this so you sound like an idiot trying to be funny”.

... not exactly a great piece. Seems like it’s trying to hard to be what it is. Which is a trash post. Give us an actual review or a press post, not this nonsense.

Just in case an episode of The Jerry Springer Show breaks out, of course.

We should totally have a Jalopnik car trading forum.

Joe Camel. In real life, he’s killed millions.

Camrys and Cobalts? Fuck that shit! Lets get a real car!

Whoever buys it will probably lose their ass too.

“Hello, yes, I work for Jello Picnic”

You know SVU writers are drafting this story right now

I ....

“If I am Jerry Jones, and I am not a crazy person....”

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

I think I have just the thing for the GOP. May as well own it.

Somebody put this fucker into a wall

With the possible exception of Vince McMahon or maybe Bobby "The Brain" Heenan