City Manager Elizabeth Dragon, also lobbying to have Shih Tzu dogs change their name. 

I hate that picture. Jesse Owens would not have embraced Hitler.

Torch, you ought to take a trip to the National Video Game Museum in Frisco, TX (my fair city). It would be right up your alley. 

Never mind. I’m an idiot.

That one about the cats doesn’t give any advice on how to get them to like you.

The Instagram account calls it out as “I B LVN U”

The “FORD” plate on the Chevy was my understated favorite.

Looks like it’s sold out. 

Looks like it’s sold out. 

Reminds me of a smaller version of Bruce - the F250.

Actually, Lmno would be a pretty solid first name. Pronounced Ella-minnow.

I can’t tell you how much I’ve enjoyed your e30 series. You’ve amazed me every time that you’ve calmly handled a development that would have caused me to throw in the towel.

Well, Miller High Life is the Champagne of Beers.

“...front seat ewe...”

Take your well-earned star, you glorious bastard. 

It sounds like the setup to an episode of Seinfeld. 

It’s about time for Hoovie to dig his buried car up. I thought this was a stupid stunt. Then again, he’s not got a great track record of making good decisions.

Anytime I read “Alanis does ... with her mom” I’m there. This was great. Plus, I had no idea TexPlex existed. It’s about an hour from me. I’ll have to check it out. 

It’s a little of everything you mentioned. The real advantage to a pellet grill is that it combines the convenience of a gas grill with the flavor of a charcoal grill. Plus, you can set the thermostat for a low and slow smoke and it’ll hold the low temp as long as you want (or most any other temp you want). I have…

It’s a little of everything you mentioned. The real advantage to a pellet grill is that it combines the convenience…

Was there any grumbling about David Oyelowo, born and raised in the UK, playing Dr. Martin Luther King? This is ridiculous. I’m unfamiliar with her work, but her being an Oscar away from an EGOT speaks volumes. She’s obviously got the chops, I think she’ll knock it out of the park. 

I live in one of THE reddest counties around DFW. I see numerous Beto signs, stickers, t-shirts around here. I can only think of one house I’ve seen that has a Cruz sign in the yard. This is by no means a scientific poll, but I do find it heartening.