They're counting on it.

I prefer mine dried and harder because of the texture, kind of like how I like chicken and turkey; if it's too "wet," it reminds me of muscle and I can't eat it. I also don't like steak, but I do eat medium rare burgers, so there you go.

No you're not. I hate those "creamy," wet, gross ones. Give me properly cooked eggs, damn it.

Bundaberg has made me its enemy for life for no longer shipping its passionfruit soda to the States. Their root beer is shit, but their passionfruit soda is fucking godly nectar in a bottle.

The fact that they're all but worshipping a bunch of losers is just icing on the cake of stupid.

Oh no, he claims he sold his stake in that company. And we all totally believe him, right?

Even better: 800 of the jobs were originally not going to Mexico to begin with.

He gave them the prize money from winning the tournament, not money out of his own vault.

I keep planning on adding a permanent note to my posts: "I apologize for every bit of shit coming out of Wisconsin." It's quicker.

He was better than I expected, since other attempts he's done have actually been worse. Flatness is tolerable.

I think Goblet of Fire is the worst offender at that one.

…..the fact that the bad guy needs the blood of the kid who is responsible for him being nearly destroyed, and who he can't touch due to his mother's spell of protection, makes no sense to you? That makes perfect sense: he uses his mortal enemy to bring him back to life, AND he circumvents the protection on Harry…

What they did with Barty Crouch Junior's storyline was infuriatingly stupid. The WHOLE POINT of it was the fact he was alive was a stunning bit of plot in and of itself, and the movie just decides "fuck it, we'll just introduce him right away and make him obviously evil because why not?"

I would love a Gadget too. And a Kit.

He makes his own theme music.

I'm still waiting for them to acknowledge the Disney Afternoon cartoons again and get me a damn Gosalyn and Darkwing plush some day.

In my defense, your poisons all look alike. You may want to relabel some of them.

The best part of it is, the so-called "liberal" media is usually owned by conservatives who donate millions to the Republican Party.

We know half of these problems would be solved if it was on a weekend, which is why it's never going to change for the exact reasons cheadrou articulated. When one party does its best to make sure most people can't vote, this is what we're stuck with, and it won't change anytime soon because they've managed to keep…

Also: Hamlet and both Frankenstein/the monster for the National Theater.