I got a credit card when I first moved out, and due to being both dumb and too helpful to someone else who was even worse, I racked up about a thousand dollars pretty fast. Took me years to pay it off in small payments, but I managed. Now I'm 34 and just about to finish six years of college for my Masters, and I've…

I wouldn't say they did poorly by any means, honestly.

We're only progressive when it doesn't suit us?

We have this weird problem where we vote smarter when it isn't local.

To be fair, I think the 60's Batman show and movie are the only times on screen we don't get a rehash of his parents' death.

"He'll be stone dead in a moment!"

*facepalm*

Yeah, I'm wondering if I missed some other problem in this. I mean, quoting the Bible when talking about MLK — who was a preacher — is, um, teaching. Says the atheist. Unless I'm missing something else where she maybe then uses it as an example of Christianity being the greatest ever, I have absolutely no idea who…

Root Call Blocker Pro on the Play Store. Have to be rooted to use it, though.

Weeird. I believe the entire last week of mine is completely inert, so to speak. My active pills are white (and I have had ones with different colors, so I don't know if it actually makes a difference), and the last week are brown, all seven days.

I've got an app that blocks all calls not on my personal list at the system level, so I don't even get so much as a "missed call" ding. Fucking marvelous. The app does keep a list of the calls, though, and it's fun to see what knob is trying to call me from way out of state and usually across the US.

I take Tilia Fem, which is supposed to be a lower estrogen dose, and once I started skipping those sugar pills, it's like I never had periods at all. It's great.

I honestly haven't had a period except for "accidents" (as in, I forgot a pill or something) in over about two years. It's been bliss.

The bad ones.

Actually, I think she was a VEGAN cook, but he was a little less hardcore and was just vegetarian. Which still, putting McDonald's into a long-untrained system has got to fuck with anyone's gut. I can barely eat fast food without wanting to run to the bathroom myself, and I'm not a hardcore vegetarian by any means.

I am very glad the pill took the edge off mine, but even still, I was even happier when my doctor said I could basically chase them month to month, skipping the last week. (Granted, I'm supposed to take a break every three months, but I, uh…tend to not.) Only problem I've really had is weight gain, but I know I've…

Who goes there for the food? The only time I set foot in the one near me is to buy a slice of key lime cheesecake.

That's actually a good way to describe their situation, no joke. Except without a large age gap.

Not so much a lack of consent (although there IS that; part of the contract demands that she allow him to do things she frankly does not want to do, and when she does attempt to exercise her right to stop him, he just barrels on through anyway, and it's made pretty obvious that she really doesn't enjoy a lot of what…

And Sticky Dilly Buns, yes.