Have you hung around young white guys before?

I saw this thing in person and it looks even more awkward in person.

You couldn't have picked a worse color combination w/ those wind guards and all to represent the best design.

Totally.

Think I'll skip taking my motorcycle test this week and take up walking instead.

He looks like a pasty penis freshly circumcised.

i can please 7 women at once.

Yeah well, the women have had it too easy for too long at home... now it's our turn!

Going for a drive while being shaken up might not be the best decision.

Since you had to make it political...

"Hey girls, that woman is wearing something I can't approve of. Let's get her! Feministas unite!"

Pitt seems to be channeling someone:

She keeps holding a mic up like she's actually singing in it.

They are far from being interchangeable.

It's an attempt to create a brand of herself.

Exactly, it's not the bland cars but serious reliability issues that comes at no cost for being German-engineered.

Howelse am I suppose to interpret the little bastard suckin on my wife's titties?

Based on rumors, i too am always accurate.

Or he's in love w/ someone else and this is his way of getting out.

I assume smiling faces will be a rare sight.