I'll just be over here, rereading Tamora Pierce every 3 or 4 years.

This right here. I'm short but I'm also fat (and black! Trifecta!). I always wanted to date a big guy because I never wanted to feel like I was hurting my partner when things turned physical. I never figured they wanted a fatty like me anyway. (Only one ever proved me wrong; a lot of wiry guys are stronger than they…