No matter how liberal a place of work and/or its mission statement might seem, it’s still a corporation.

1) you can fire family

“We’re a family...but daddy needs the flexibility to starve a couple of his kids when he needs more drinking money.”

America is the estranged and bitter teenager who just lectured Europe-Mom for being a drunk divorcee, slammed the car door, yelled “I’ll never be like you!”, reversed out of the driveway, and straight into a passing bus.

Good trailer, yes, but at no point did they show a release date for when this handmaidens tale prequel is coming to hulu.

You’re generalizing too much. Construction trade unions provide apprenticeships and teach workers vital skills and safety training. They are an important part of the workforce.

Remy Ma invited Cedric Diggory to the Yule Ball before Nicki could.

Fame seeking people: learn from Abby Lee Miller (and the Giudices). Do not go on tv saying you have lots of money, then tell the IRS you don’t. Tax collectors watch television too.

How was he radicalized? Where was he praying? Why didn’t neighbors report him?

As a union officer, I can tell you that this is absolutely true. I regularly try and coerce my fellow employees into unpaid labor, unsafe working conditions, and accepting sexual harassment. I mention to them that we would be “very disappointed” and “concerned for their careers” if they feel like having a family and…

I wouldn’t be able to hold my tongue.

The thing that gets me is—if you like well done tortured steak and gold leaf everything, knock yourself out, but quit pretending it’s some peak of taste and elegance. It’s flashy and trashy and just BE flashy and trashy if that’s what you’re going to be.

But the best part is her bio:

“Ladies, ladies. Don’t fuss over politics. So complex and boring. Why, you’ll give yourself forehead wrinkles thinking about that stuff. You just concern yourself with those sexy thigh-high boots, alrighty?”

So, are we taking bets on what happens next? I’m in a particularly bad and pessimistic mood today, so I’ve got $30 that says this will ultimately change nothing and we have four years of Orange Is The Color Of Rage And Despair to look forward to.

William Henry Harrison’s boss move of taking office them promptly dying is looking like a pretty sweet deal compared to what we’re facing.

Trump Says He Doesn’t Need Daily Intelligence Briefings Because He’s “You Know, Like, A Smart Person”

I’m down, and if he and Colin Powell want to spend the interim 4 years doing a reality show where they race cars all across the USA, meeting constituents and solving the occasional crime, I’m down with that, too.