Stop trying to get Ghost killed. He met a lovely lady wolf and they have dozens of adorable wolf cubs. They’re living happily in a den a few hours from Winterfell and barely ever eat people. Don’t take this away from me.

Is it really going to be that much of a mystery, though?

“Damn it, Fake Ending #6 with Gendry marrying Podrick, and using their entwined man-flutes to invoke the Power of Greyskull and rule the Seven Kingdoms by divine genital fiat... had the sharpest narrative beats. WE’RE GOING WITH THAT ENDING.”

Not saying that Sinead would have been the megastar she thinks she would have been without tearing the picture up.

Thank god they’ve remembered that Rey exists (and yes, I know that there have been unmasked figures of her out for a long time now. Still.). If she’s this inspiring to me I can’t even imagine what she means to so many little girls everywhere. And they deserve to have her figure. And General Leia’s, and Paige and Rose…

I don’t care what you’re dressed like —DO NOT TAKE PHOTOS ON RAILROAD TRACKS.

I’m sorry you’re dealing with that. I’m having way the opposite issue. I’m staring down the barrel of menopause and it’s like my body has gone into total overdrive. I think about sex more than I did when I was a teenager, and don’t seem to be able to stay satisfied. It’s incredibly distracting. But I guess it’s better…

“Throw the tiny man into the burlap bag you’re using as a purse and, ignoring his pleas for mercy, bring him back to your place to do the Lord’s work. (That’s a euphemism for boning.)“

Ohh fuck you.

Somebody hungry for a knuckle sandwich and a bottle of punch?

I can totally confirm that after Khal Drogo, Jon Snow is not going to cut it. Unless he has a PhD in cunnilingus.

I propose a 300 inch solar powered screen that consistently plays the video for “Pass That Dutch” on a loop.

I want to live in a world filled with statues of Missy Elliot instead of Stonewall Jackson. See also, Don Knotts.

If everyone bails but him, Trump will cancel it.

the only confirmed attendee is LL Cool J

I suck with old people names, but I assumed Gertrude Mokotoff was the female and Alvin Mann was the man? I think this is a typo based on other info in the article, it should say “Mokotoff became the first female mayor of Middletown”.

Note: if you want the shirt

Yup, the Dead Kennedys were on top of this shit 36 years ago. And here’s a studio vid...

Track: Nazi Punks Fuck Off | Artist: Dead Kennedys | Album: In God We Trust, Inc.