softandgreyandlazy
my spirit animus is a goofy bunny
softandgreyandlazy

I learned a new word today: wypipo. Apparently I am one. I don’t have a dragon of privilege - gave that up 25 years ago, much to my grandmother’s chagrin - but my new house will have a red door and a lemon tree.

I bought it once, then returned it without trying it because it had partially melted before being put out for sale. Haven’t wanted to try it since because Haagen Dazs comes in single serving cups.

Makes it a lot easier for Slayers, because Sunnydale, CA was previously the only place one could walk down the street with a sword and not have someone call the local bacon. Except this is reality. -_-

Good, maybe they can make it look like one beautiful, finished game, instead of the mess that the first was visually.

I imagine the real problem is finding someone who is recognizable to Americans but hasn’t played a “terrorist” on TV or in movies, which likely goes against the Disney brand.

I’m excited for this movie but I’m sick of seeing the lead compared to Bond. Let her stand on her own two well-heeled feet and describe the character (ass-kicking super spy) instead of calling her the female version of a well-known womanizer, it feels diminishing.

I thought this was an official trailer the first time I saw it and it got me so pumped for the game!

Wow, I guess it’s a good thing my friends and I being dumb, drunk teenagers to “The Wanderer” was well before digital cameras with video were affordable, or we’d likely be getting sued for posting our idiocy online. Can’t hear music in photos. :p

My husband and I thought for sure you’d address the recent not-handshake between our facist tangerine-in-chief and Poland’s First Lady! Now how will we know if it was shade or not?

If not for all the weed I smoked my daughter would not have been born. I couldn’t hold food down worth a damn, except for sushi, and my nurse-midwife was a useless twat who didn’t tell me I should be avoiding certain types of fish. Also contracted psittacosis in my first trimester and nearly miscarried. She was a

There’s so little known about what causes autism, but pretty much one thing everyone agrees is they don’t know what causes it. If it were caused by smoking weed, my daughter would be autistic as I smoked like a chimney when not at work.

I just saw it yesterday and it was wonderful. I had to leave during the final fight scene, as the sound of gods fighting felt like I was being physically assaulted, but it felt so necessary to the moment that I can’t complain. Only downside is now I have to reassure my husband that he’d be kept as a pet rather than

I recall reading about how nice the girls were when other girls guested in the past, but I can’t recall where or who allegedly said it. I do know a couple of years ago they took a trip without Jojo and made fun of her and posted it to Youtube. That was pretty crappy. And they are teenage girls, which as most women

I like Cheesycake Factory’s look. It’s like someone mixed together a bunch of old movie palaces in a shaker, chugged, and barfed it back up with a side of blah. Seriously, though, every time I ate there I got diarrhea because everything is contaminated by their cheesecake and I’m allergic to the mascarpone most of

I was a turner in 3rd grade, for girls as young as 7 and no older than 10. Learned how to chant in triple time, because when your feet move so fast they barely touch the ground you need someone else to count your bubblegum or tell teddy bear what to do.

Not bothered by the “desecration,” but I do wish they’d picked a different color of paint so it looked less like blood. I have a sick feeling it’s intentional, and because the owners are women.

I take Benadryl frequently during allergy season, am plus-sized, and I can only take 1 tsp of CHILDREN’S liquid without tripping balls. If I stop taking it for a few days, that same dose will knock me on my ass after a massive caffeine infusion. My husband has all sorts of tales of trying to get me to move after I’ve

So you go to a bar, and you talk to your friends about girls and cars.

Michael and Jay Aston, Gene Loves Jezebel.

Subtitles got my 1st grader excited about reading, even though she frequently had to pause Cardcaptor Sakura because she couldn’t read fast enough. :)