Wicca please.

Well the camera adds about 10 pounds of body shame.

That show was awesome!

A movie, or "film," is a series of still images which, when projected onto a screen, creates the illusion of movement.

spoophemism

He's Jimmy Two Times! He's gonna go get the papers, get the papers.

Better To Be Called Saul

In fairness, though, the sheiks were pretty magnanimous in accepting a gold toilet instead of their customary platinum.

The magic bean market collapsed when the patent court awarded Monsanto the intellectual property rights.

Someone's always got to ruin it for everyone else.

I guess that depends on how the custody battle with your ex-prison daddy turns out!

But the property taxes are also higher, to pay for all the extra law enforcement and trauma counselors.

Well…yeah okay, I "giggled."

I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds inspiration in necrophiliac bestiality!

Keep in mind that having BonerTime there lowers the property values by like 40%.

Yeah, well if I were as full of shit as you, my asshole would be pretty blown out, too! *wild applause* Right? Am I right?

These are billionaires — they have indoor corpse disposal units. Only us working-class serial killers have to do it manually.

But you can save so much money by DIY-ing it.

The refrigerator has an Ice Cube maker!

*Michael Shannon frantically texts James Franco*