She’s like the original AHCA

Really? But one looks like a human and the other one looks like a Bratz doll.

I don’t know about “vajazzled” but all I see in that photo is a future, raging UTI. #sandisnotyourfriend

So what we’ve learned here is that this juror is ignorant about sexual assault, apparently didn’t actually listen to the evidence, had already made up his mind before entering the courtroom, and has watched enough episodes of Columbo to learn the phrase ‘smoking gun’. Go figure.

We have a dearth of people who can think critically about literally anything here in the U.S., let alone people who can think critically about legal matters.

My favourite is the type of man who rants about women in burkas - with some faux outrage about women’s rights - but would be outraged if his girlfriend wasn’t wearing a 4 inch mini-skirt on Saturday night out, and hasn’t quite managed to connect the two attitudes.

I do not have a firm opinion on the following issue, but a lot of people in the Legal Academic field in Brazil agree that trial by jury should be abolished. Because, despite the logic of “judged by peers”, the current average juror is to ignorant on Law to properly decide on these matters... I don’t know.

I’m currently sitting in a public place trying not to go into a full fucking hulk rage after reading this idiot juror’s thoughts. Dozens and dozens of women with the same story but noooooooooo this slut was askin for it. MEN ARE THE WORST LETS RID OURSELVES OF ALL OF THEM

The stupidity and horribleness of men and how they talk about sexual assault—because of course a bare midriff means “drug me and fuck me any time you want”—makes me sick. What the fuck is a “smoking gun” in a rape case? Ugh. Ugh. Aaaaaarrrrgggh

I...don’t remember if guys were that hot when I was in college or if I’m just seeing them through cougar-colored glasses.

There’s all types of awkwardness in this world. But there’s nothing more embarrassing than being told to come for dinner to your parents’ house only to find guests with their 25 year old engineering/med school son. Parents who do this should be fined with a heavy tax.

Accurate.

Dropped my daughter off at orientation at the age of 38; when I stopped to ask directions to her dorm from some Official University Representatives (students) they asked for my student ID. As a parent, you take your wins when they come!

It’s the “Don’t wait up!” The pics and “Made some new friends” would have been funny, but the punchline is fantastic.

Listen, when you’re a parent it is your job to be as embarrassing to your kid as humanly possible. That’s just science.

Kumail is one of my favorite comedians. I’ve also heard Emily do interviews on several podcasts, and she seems great, too. I wish this movie was coming to St. Louis. I’ll just have to catch it when it goes to stream!

In before the “but won’t this just glamorize it/ encourage teens to have eating disorders?!” crowd. As someone with a long history of severely disordered eating, I’m happy to see this topic get some thoughtful treatment.

“In some ways, Trump is one of the best things to happen to this country because look at how many people are getting off their posteriors,” says Sherry Wells, the Green Party’s Michigan chairwoman. “So part of me is giggling.”

Looking forward to all the people on this board who, during the election, claimed Hillary was as bad as Trump - who are all now pretending like they weren’t wringing their hands about the importance of 3rd parties and insisting on voting for the perfect gluten-free biodynamic political candidate of their choice…

They should just be honest about who these dolls are ‘cause these Kens are not interested in Barbie. They’re obviously living together in some kind of polyamorous relationship and that’s ok.