I live in Oregon, and I support a secession of the western states (OR, WA, CA) to form Pacifica.
If that doesn’t work, I’d like Canada to adopt us as Canada’s ballsack (look at the geography).

I’d start by disowning any friends and family you have who have ever voted Republican

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

understood.

Can I just say bravo to the Jez team? You’ve been cranking out the non-stop coverage over the last week. Thank you.

They also strongly implied that we are now a developing country, its hilarious. Wonder if they have any job openings.

The Dutch are low-key heroes. They’re pretty committed to being anti-Trump across the board at the moment, whether in politics or entertainment.

I’m placing blame on people who went into the election knowing who Donald Trump was and what was at risk but were butthurt over Hillary getting the nod or some other bullshit and cast a “protest vote” or didn’t vote at all, which helped get us to where we are today.m

Such special snowflakes. The entire country is turning into a dumpster fire but at least they are still pure. *vomit* They are the physical embodiment of the “This is fine” dog.

BUT THEIR HANDS AND CONSCIENCES ARE CLEAN!!!1!

BUT HER EMAILS! Right Bernie Bros and Stein-heads. You can all go burn in hell for the part you played in making this nightmare a reality, fuck all of you.

You guys aren’t the only ones having panic attacks. We’re right next door and we’ll be one of the first nuked

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

How hard is it to sneak into Canada?

What say you, cheerleaders?

A lot of these vile men would assault and rape their wives; then claim it is neither as they are property to them. This shit is repulsive. Having this colostomy bag in power needs to challenged legally and continuously, until he is formally impeached and imprisoned for treason against he US Constitution and his life…

My husband took the baby ... and they both marched with me. And didn’t even demand cookies at the end of the day. HOW DID HE DO IT?

I was in tears reading the comments, seeing pictures, hearing the speeches, I was scrawling down and read this comment about a guy saying something like this “I am staying today with the baby so she can go and march” and it made me so mad.

I have been watching the various incarnations of the nazi punch pretty much non-stop for the past day or so and they still have yet to get old. Personal fave:

OMG you missed the cutest woke man there.