We call that Freedom Foam.

They do realize they’re setting themselves up for a whole lot of spit in their coffee, right?

Don’t forget that as governor of Indiana—THIS FUCKING YEAR—he signed a bill (thankfully thrown out by a human being of a judge) that would require women to hold funerals for fetuses not carried to term. HE’S A MONSTER!

I was on a date with a woman and we were talking about how I take antidepressants. She asked if I’d tried “healing my depression through alternative medicine”. I told her, “no, because if I tried ‘healing my depression’ through ‘alternative medicine’ my next step would be painting the walls with my brains.” I have…

I explained shade to my parents and my dad said: “There’s a word for what your mom does?” He now rejoices in pointing out shade where he finds it. He’s extremely accurate.

My husband used the word shade around his parents, so I felt the need to give a 10-minute explanation of the word, its origin, and correct usage— specifically throwing shade vs. a read. Near minute nine I realized I misjudged my audience and no one cared. I still finished strong and feel like I made the world a better…

Earlier this year, after having to hospitalize a family member because she was suicidal, which caused me to stop speaking to my mother permanently, I had to hospitalize someone else I love for a major depressive episode with psychosis. This all triggered my own mental health issues and I was heavily medicated. Then I…

Worst week of my life? Probably two years ago. One night I told my husband of over a decade that I was going to leave, because he was mean to me and made me afraid of him.

1. When I received a 2 am phone call from the police that my son was on a ledge. They talked him down. Then they took him to the VA. (those guys still check on him, btw)

The worst week of my life was when I found out that I was not only crippled for life, but that it had been done to me on purpose by a doctor who had decided to misdiagnose my injury (and the injuries of countless others). He did this because it allowed him & his practice to perform procedures that would make my pain…

When I was 18 years old I had a ton of money saved up from working summers before college. My friends and I decided to do a trip to england on our own money and stay with my family’s friends there.

Some how, in my mind, Hillary has gone from being my political candidate of choice to, like, my mom. I want to be like her, and I will fuck someone up to defend her.

This is, without a question, the very worst year of my life. And I’ve been severely depressed, to the point of being suicidal, in the past. But nothing really compares with the grief of losing my father, of handling the aftermath, and of seeing my country and everything I believe in go down the drain.

My sister died the same day I was going on vacation. It was only because we told people where we were stopping that they were able to get in touch with me so I could turn around and go to a funeral instead of Six Flags.