If you die from an instrument you need to never play the game again.

The golden ring of hell.

Oh brother... All the poor VFX artists slaving away in front of their computers from now until November working 22 hour days on the fucking Sonic The Hedgehog movie. It sounds like the lowest ring of hell.

It’s like someone saw Annoying Orange and said, “Yes, that! Put THAT on a blue fuzzy not-ape/not-rodent thing! It’ll make billion!”

I’d rather company try to capitalize on trend rather than pointlessly attempt to shut down anything that might “damage the brand” so kudos on them for that.

As much as I love this, I feel like it’s insulting Donkey Kong. I’m pretty sure even a gorilla can spell “hamburgers”.

Okay, one last time. Men for fucks sake, please stop raping/molesting/drugging/fondling women. Knock that shit off.

Part of the whole “commit to God” Vic is that you ask God forgiveness, accept his mercy, repent (don't do it again), and TELL YOUR SINS TO OTHERS!

Yeah. The fact his fan base are convinced this is all a carefully orchestrated, decade long, feminist conspiracy, shows the kind of people we’re dealing with here.

Oh no, what will the game streaming community ever do without...checks notes...

Oh no, what will the game streaming community ever do without...checks notes...professional mask wearer/iPod play button pusher Deadmouse. It will be ruined.

A real Saxton Hale highlight would be if they actually finished the final part of the TF2 comics...

Because dogs make games better

Goodboi squadron leader.
I would pay good money for this emblem.

Fantastic.
Just think how much they tried to get push-back against storyboard to just not have the damn dog in that scene. I can just see the TD coming out of a meeting with clients, “sigh..we’re putting the dog in.”
The team hopping onto their desks, flipping keyboards like crazed apes.
This was a smart solution for…

But can I pet it?

Goofuto does not approve.