Guys, child slavery is really bad and I could’ve done more to fight against it, but I decided to focus on staying quiet because football.

What, exactly, is “shunting”?

Not only that but shit is always breaking down, and don’t even get me started on the hijinks.

Wrong move. You’re supposed to shoot into their car.

Ok, not singling you out here, but CAN EVERYONE STOP WITH THE “HOT TAKE”?!?!?!

+1 very useful engine

TRAIN RUINS EVERYTHING is not news

If it’s anything like local crosswalks, I’m imagining a bunch of people nervously running in place and staring at their fitbits.

From the title, I was really hoping this was a story about a band destroying a town in Florida.

Oh, I don’t doubt that for a second. He definitely does. But how much of that talent did he have a say in (not sure what influence he has over the draft/FA), and how much of that talent has he nurtured to be good?

90 degrees? I’ve eaten ice cream warmer then the temperature of Swinney’s hot take.

If they wanted to find a mass U.S. doping program, they could’ve just put on Fox News.

Unfortunately for Simone Biles the liquor laws in this country prohibit her from drinking their Russian tears.

I am quire frankly more than a little upset they didn’t alter the documents at least a little.

Such a set of talent

The problem is that there aren’t enough NFL teams in LA.

Jeff Fisher coached the Titans to a SB appearance back in 1999 and has been coasting off of that for almost 20 years now. Is there a more highly regarded mediocre coach than him?

I loved the “Mick” Krilzonski.

And all this time I've been pronouncing it Ratfaceski. My bad.

For me, it’s because there has never been an ‘n’ in the name, neither sound nor spelling. Its addition here put me over the top.