Uh what about a little thing called “Must see TV”?

Are there any stats on how many of these murders happen because a meerkat wants to just relax a little with a beer after a hard day of working in the jungle and another meerkat won’t shut the fuck up about how badly the lawn needs mowing and it has to be done right away so it looks nice when that meerkat’s mother…

That was dinner, a movie and a few drinks.

So I guess it’s a fair trade off.

Yeah but it took a lot more time and effort for a lot of guys to not be successful in getting in to a woman’s pants back then. Guys today can not be successful in this area with far less work involved.

A fucking men. None of this instant communication shit for our generation.

I had a friend who had a roommate that did that with Metallica’s “And Justice for All”........At least until my friend took the disk and buried it under the gravel in the fish tank they had in their room.

My freshman year I had an extremely paranoid roommate that, among other strange behaviors, had to have the blinds on the windows completely closed every time he changed because he didn’t want to risk anyone seeing him without any clothes on.

To be fair, Russia did respond with the well thought out and powerful “No we didn’t” defense.

Generally speaking, people who served in the KGB aren’t known for being compassionate and tolerant individuals.

Hell even the “Evil Empire” USSR owned up to it when their fighters shot down KAL 007.

And so it was on September 28 in the year of our lord 2016 AD that the anointed one did stepeth to the plate and, with one fell swoop, he doth smote the evil leather sphere, thus fulfilling the prophecy that he shall be the one to rise up and leadeth the righteous forces of the Metopolitians from the New Kingdom of…

Exclusive sneak preview of Trump at the next debate:

I’m also pretty bored with The World Cup of Hockey.

Uh last I checked 2013 was over 3 years ago and his back and other injuries erupted yet. His body doesn’t care he was still playing elite level golf in 2013

On the plus side, now he and Peyton Manning can make a series of hilarious Papa John’s commercials centered around the premise that neither are playing football right now so they have plenty of time to eat pizza. Comedic gold I tell ya!

I was going to say if the performance against NE is the barometer the whole Texans team must have severe injuries of some kind.

Breathlessly waiting for Lindsay Vonn to make some joke that isn’t even middle school level funny while acting like she’s the successor to Richard Pryor.