Can we pool our money to set up a fake gay conversion camp for kids? We’ll be all churchy and then when the parents pull away, it’ll just be a regular fun camp for kids with shitty parents.

If were capable of determining if a lot of those things in the chart were true, I probably wouldn’t need the chart.

It makes sense that the Chamois pitch was able to absorb the ball.

We do know.

Asking as an American: I know you guys spell a lot of words like favor and center wrong, but lose? That is a new one for me.

Currently imagining Michael Scott in Times Square.

What a gritty, fundamentally sound holdout.

Usually unwise to pick up so many discarded Trojans.

Pictured: Phil Jackson’s iPad

That was such a quick, lighting-like strike. If only there was a German word for it.

No, he’s on the Knicks.

Are you surprised he has the ball to do it?

She was probably just trying to make TE.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Right, because a Boston fan has never taunted a Boston player. . .

I need to read it and then smell out what’s going to be amazing. It’s a talent. Like I can look at the menu and just look at the ingredients and be like, This will end up being amazing.

“It’s the entire defensive playbook with audibles, descriptions of what the guy’s supposed to do, the whole nine yards,” he said.