Fais dodo.

Elm City!

“This marks a new low point Nadir (Andre, Ruhann, Razohnn and Delon) for Rutgers.”

If the Yankees would just wear cotton flannel uniforms, maybe they would relax more.

That was a $200 plasma screen TV that you just killed. Good luck paying me back on your zero dollars a year salary plus benefits, Babe!

He was more worried about his man bun exploding than his knee. He keeps checking to see if it’s still intact after all the pats on the head he gets during the celebration.

“I don’t care too less anything about nothing.”

Shave with the grain, then re-apply cream and shave again across the grain, and if you still need to, one more time against the grain very gently.

I use a Muhle R89 razor (about $45 on Amazon) and Feather blades. The blades are a little more expensive than other brands but still much cheaper than cartridges and worth the extra in my experience.

This transcription is provided as a public service by someone trained to interpret Angry Softball Guy.

(vertical black stripes on a white background, just sayin’)

Tattersall shirt/plaid tie combo is a bold choice. He’s just a windowpane suit away from the trifecta.

My first time in Japan, I poured vinegar from the little bottle on the table into my iced tea, thinking it was sugar syrup. My Japanese hosts were too polite (or shocked) to stop me. After three big gulps, I realized my mistake. “Don’t worry,” my hosts said, “vinegar is very good for your health.”

Peg, it will come back to you.

Don’t call me Shirley.

Jim Bouton is America’s Greatest Baseball Writer.

Right but look at the guy in white standing two players to the left of the ref before the ball is kicked. That’s the guy I’m talking about.

How in the world did the ref let the 11th defending player be so close to the ball? Don’t all defenders need to be 10 yards from the ball or on the goal line?

I think you mean "Suarez Luized Luiz ..." (The ball didn't get nutmegged, Sideshow Bob Luiz did.)