what the fuck is ASMR and why is this article written as if I’m supposed to know what it is?

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I would absolutely watch a Wide World of Sports that was just Darren Rovell attempting basic motor skills.

No no no, see you’ve got it all wrong. You can tell this post *isn’t* sponsored because McDonalds is admitting that they screwed up, which is totally cool and brave and shows that they’re just like all of us. I used to think they were a faceless corporation, but now I see that they’re actually WOKE as hell!

Yeah, I’m curious why this isn’t supposed to be flagged as sponsored. If McDonald’s didn’t sponsor the actual article but the podcast, which isn’t considered the “subject” of the article (even though it clearly is), then maybe they’re flouting the rules a bit.

Because McDonald’s paid the Kinja-verse to write this I’m going to go out of my way not to eat there.

Thanks for saying what needed to be said.

I love the reigned-in snark now that their sister sites are partnering with McDs.

I’m reading: “Gizmodo partners with McDonalds to present a new podcast length commercial!”

You need more stars like this article needs a tag

This again and again and again.

“My Joshua Tree post, in particular, was mocked online,” White told me. “That’s one of the potential downfalls about writing personally online, especially when you’re a woman.”

Shit like this enrages me so much that it makes me want to throw my keyboard against the wall. Which is fine, because the Logitech 2600 Wireless Keyboard is built to sustain impacts of up to 600 pounds of force.

I knew it wouldn’t be the last time Favre misrepresented growth metrics.

Ah yes, noted professional football league management expert Triple-H.

if you guys ever adjust your ads to be less batshit crazy obnoxious, please write an article alerting us. until then you will remain adblocked.

Stop saying, “full stop,” Adam Savage. A period ends a sentence. We get it.

So...we all know what a cat’s tongue is like

I find rubbing a little bit of tuna fish on my balls attracts them. What did you use?