I’m here to make sure someone posted this. I wasn’t disappointed.

Just a little trick Yaz showed him. Say, has he ever told you about Yaz?

Some truly awful music cues in some of these trailers. Here’s a thought: Not every song has to come from the Recently Used folder.

This right here, this is a Facebook comment.

Them’s fighting words. Dark Sky or GTFO.

Nothing better than a my-weather-app-is-better-than-yours beef at the ol’ ballpark. America’s pastime lives on.

Does “directly” not mean what I thought it meant, or...

An asshole is not a brilliant visionary just because a toilet has a bottomless appetite for what comes out of it.

How did they know to check game cartridges for spiders?

I used Themis. “Do the work” applies to every program — even if it’s your own. :)

Do you have a name for this piece yet? I’d like to suggest “Years Of Therapy.”

This is the same joke Quintana made in the video. Good work.

This is correct. Hummingbirds rule.

I’ve got it: From now on, United flights are for United employees only. There will never be a problem with a missing crew ever again. May I have your job now?

Jason Heyward nods in agreement.

An 835 OPS and 381 OBP in the leadoff spot is struggling? I hope he struggles all year then.

“Chappaquiddick McDaniel Rockefellerson IV graduated from Liberty University in 2016 where he majored in Fearmongering and minored in Xenophobic Studies. Before joining Breitbart News in 2017 as a reporter, he interned for the Donald Trump campaign, where he was responsible for producing dank memes and served as the…

Benetti is good but he’s a little too BROADCASTER-Y for my taste. It doesn’t sound natural, and it can be grating after a while.

It’s spelled “Dhue,” not “Duhe,” as seen in the story you linked. :)

“San Diego Padres catcher Christian Bethancourt made his major league debut today, when he came on in relief with his team trailing the Dodgers 7-1 in the fourth inning.”