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So how much did GriftKings and ScamDuel give to the Right Honorable Dean Murray’s campaign?

Assault is the apprehension of a harmful contact: the realization that you’re about to get hit. Battery is the actual contact itself. So if you punch someone and then try to pay them, it’s battery, yes. But that’s not an accurate analogy. If you and the punchee agree to be compensated in advance for being punched, and…

I’m a lawyer, so I was just wondering. :)

His statement is pretty tame, actually. A much stronger, more convincing, and direct statement would have been “I never raped Stoya.” The wording he used - ‘false and defamatory’ - is not his own. That’s his lawyer talking. A statement can’t be defamatory if it’s true, so by saying it’s false and defamatory, he’s…

Are you a lawyer?

Rather than log off, Gaby has shamefully deleted the majority of her comments (except for the martyr stuff that she thinks makes her look good), leading some of the users who called her out to post screenshots:

Really, really bad look for Gaby on Twitter tonight, after her own rise to e-fame was fueled mostly by being on the right side of these things. Now her friendship with Deen is taking her off-message. She’s already deleted several tweets that, based on the remaining conversation, questioned Stoya’s story and said she…

Yes, how will Gawker replace an entirely crowdsourced post every week? He is truly irreplaceable. Such a talent.

Okay, pal. I was born and raised in the Midwest. You’re allowed to not find a joke funny, that’s fine, but you’re not allowed to be this stupid. Gonna go out on a limb here and say wherever you live probably sucks, too.

Peter King might disagree with you there; haven’t you heard of Wichita’s famed neutrality? Name a better equalizer in sports. You can't.

But you’re still in Kansas City, so you've already lost.

Come on guys, you don’t have to settle for a spring training photo where he’s wearing #74 against the Reds. Spend a little more, and at least get one from mid-June.

This article would’ve benefited greatly if you’d first familiarized yourself with existing Cirrus aircraft and GA aircraft in general, instead of apparently rewriting a press release and inserting pointless parenthetical commentary on weather and crashing.

Good thing legal research on Westlaw or Lexis for all jurisdictions is completely free, so no problems there!

Here you go, Mike! You should’ve asked your nearest lawyer — this took like 5 seconds.

Lazy and stupid could also describe crowdsourcing one’s entire content output with the same damn thing week after week after week, so now I'm confused.

Thank you for condescending to me about where I’m from. That still doesn’t make it “the plains.”

Can you imagine the Hot Takes Shitstorm if Guthrie had gotten hurt during this? “What’s that idiot ballboy thinking, shoving around a multi-million dollar pitcher like that? Who does he think he is?” Or, if your favorite takes artist happens to be anti-player, “Me-first Jeremy Guthrie just put winning a silly side…

That’s good, because in all the time I spent in Champaign I’d never once heard it lumped in with “the plains” 500 miles west.