Chicken named Bentley!

It’s going to be depressing when the repo men come for that chicken.

Kylie bought Tyga a chicken, thats a demotion

Idina Menzel is getting married; Adele Dazeem is her bridesmaid.

I’m pretty sure the Scots invented Crossfit?

Dusty Rose sounds like a lipstick shade.

Sure, this post is tongue in cheek, but I just want to take the time to say that Claudia Rankine RUUUUUUUUUUUULES

Brad donated his sperm to Jen for IVF with Cotillard as the surrogate mother.

Well... at least your interpretation doesn’t tag Brad as the overlord of an international child sex slavery ring.

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS, IT’S OBVIOUSLY BRAD’S BABY!!!

I have to give Ryan and Eva mad props for keeping their relationship so private. That’s ridiculously hard to do in Hollywood and they’ve done well so far.

It’s a look I’ve long admired.

totally forgot about Zellewegger and Cooper.

It’s like when you’re a kid and you’re sitting at a red light. You’re all, “it’ll turn green... right... now! Or... now! Right now! The light shall turn green right at this very... moment!” and eventually you get it right which means you have psychic powers and can cause lights to change colors at will.

Unless Brad left Angie for Taylor.

Bobby, you are like the research librarian i would go talk to in grad school when I needed information on a particular topic and the librarian would come up with more than i ever thought i needed to know.

Meanwhile, an alleged terrorist actually shoots 2 cops and gets taken alive.

Are we really at the point where we’re trying to excoriate Terry Gross for not wording her question in a way that you approve of? It’s Terry Gross. She’s awesome, and I won’t hear otherwise.

Two people have a fairly respectful conversation while an uninvolved third party white woman needlessly cringes herself into a diamond, film at eleven.