People who live in Glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.

I support your right to lend or borrow swimsuits, but I do not believe I would lend or borrow myself. Other clothes, sure. Not swimwear.

Want support for your boobs? Buy a smaller size.

I can’t believe you let some kid go commando in your bathing fatigues.

This isn’t a farcical presidential race, Gabrielle. The media doesn’t have to pretend that both sides of the argument are legitimate/equal.

I like one-piece swimsuits, but this one is an abomination.

Naw, man. This shit is just bad.

well you are free to enjoy your wedgies and camel toes all you want.

because I’m not wasting my time worrying about waking up next to a stranger, contracting a sexually transmitted infection or missing a period.

Yeah - how on EARTH could anyone think she is anything other than very intelligent and resilient? Even if you think she’s a liar - she isn’t STUPID.

Wait...what? So, God made pipelines so caribou could get it on? As a Canadian, I shall now support pipelines, because ungulates need a place to breed. And nature clearly was not doing a good enough job for these past millennia. WHO IS THIS GUY?

This jumped out:

Louis Gohmert is the same man who said:

It’s a tourist attraction that charges absurd admission, sold/sells commemorative cheese plates detailing crash sites and plush rescue dogs, and has been pushing to open a pricey restaurant over human remains, NTM the “museum” is Islamophobic as hell. It should have been turned over to the National Parks System (like…

If you don’t spend money, the terrorists have won!

I really hope 9/11 sales don’t become a Thing, like Veterans Day and Memorial Day sales. Then again, what's more patriotic than spending money on a day that's supposed to be for remembrance and reflection? /s

To be fair, it’s obviously demonstrating a white person smiling DOWN at a black person....

Oh, a mass email? I’m sure that’ll solve the problem of people being assholes.

That sounds like his worst nightmare to me.