Hey, you make strange friends when you're inside.

Although I was creeped out by all of the top less photos [definitely not modeling children's clothing there] and the ones where she had on a ton of makeup/was airbrushed out the wazoo (despite her mother's claims) and posed to look much older, what was most disturbing to me about all of this was the "most beautiful…

Senior year of high school, my dementia ridden grandfather thought Thanksgiving dinner was just starting (we had finished but the adults still were around the table talking and drinking) and tried to say the Lord's Prayer as he pissed himself, destroying my mother's sanity and a dining room chair. Simultaneously…

Yes, the primarily American readership of io9 not only can't deal with these billboards but is now alternating between loading guns and crying like babies over your withering social insight.

I'm pretty sure she's being scolded for the right reasons: i.e. being an oversharing, solipsistic, privileged twit who thinks every damn thought that crosses her brain is a Precious Pearl That Needs to Be Expressed to the World.

wait, wha? that's not matthew mcconaughey, that's renee zellweger

My cat is a clean slim female. I thought of her.

To me, it looks like he killed 2 elderly retirees, burned all of their furniture for warmth, and left the knick-knacks up

I would rather fuck the car. Wait, I don't think I got that right.

"We have prisons now filled with guys my age. Sixty-year-old white men in prison who've never harmed anybody,

Use it how, exactly? By somehow convincing lots of people to come into direct contact with people showing frank symptoms?

There's a hair salon by my place where the sign has a big picture of Christopher Walken and says "Walkens Welcome."

Ugh. "SanFran." Go back to Modesto.

Good design is uninteresting.

Enter The Void. Ghost POV abortion. Your argument is invalid.

Basket Case. The entire movie. 'Nuff said.

X-Files, Home.

Just figured it out. delusionalia is an ibex.