I'm pretty sure she's being scolded for the right reasons: i.e. being an oversharing, solipsistic, privileged twit who thinks every damn thought that crosses her brain is a Precious Pearl That Needs to Be Expressed to the World.

wait, wha? that's not matthew mcconaughey, that's renee zellweger

My cat is a clean slim female. I thought of her.

To me, it looks like he killed 2 elderly retirees, burned all of their furniture for warmth, and left the knick-knacks up

I would rather fuck the car. Wait, I don't think I got that right.

"We have prisons now filled with guys my age. Sixty-year-old white men in prison who've never harmed anybody,

There's a hair salon by my place where the sign has a big picture of Christopher Walken and says "Walkens Welcome."

Just figured it out. delusionalia is an ibex.

I mean... Simon Pegg. All day.

Is anyone in the world going to come up with a better Halloween costume than Edgar Allan Ho? It seems unlikely.

Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!

YAWN.

obligatory