Really?! That’s amazing, and sounds completely delicious.

We’re all yinzers...in our hearts.

You know it’s true.

Fries belong on all the things. I also discovered fries-in-burrito as a Californian, which was fucking magical!

Yinz are crazy. I dunno about Philly, but we keep it classy here in Pittsburgh.

That video, eww.

Yes, Bono is an ass. But what a waste of vitriol — can’t you pick on someone more interesting and/or contemporary? Maybe a millennial with no musical talent whatsoever, perchance? Tay Tay?

Leave the once-not-so-bad, now-totally-ridiculous olds alone, man. There are way worse people out there to mock.

I kind of wish American airlines would do this: I kind of hate sitting next to those unhygienic males. But no porn, booze, or pork? LAME.

Ragheed is a total dick.

I think you forgot the "s" in "gives" in the title of this piece.

Clearly the problem here is not with Taco Santo — it's with Ross.

Having been lucky enough to grow up in Laguna Beach, and unlucky enough to have rented videos to some of these asshats at our local (now defunct) video store, I can tell you with assurance that they are indeed NOT WIZARDS. You can tell by their rental history alone.

"They come for the atmosphere." And the cheese-encrusted fecal matter. Ohhh, Ohio.

Jesus was a classy mofo, though. I bet he didn't judge.

I feel like all three of these people are staring into my soul, and are soul-raping me. With their eyes. And their precious flower photos.

Early teen = late 80's for the old Sockmonkey, but I won't split hairs — I definitely identify as a Primanti-hatin' GenXer.

I too am from Pittsburgh, and can't abide that travesty of a sandwich at Primanti Bros. Grody, man, grody.