F/X was wildly underrated. 2 wasn’t AS good but still underrated.

Quick! Scientists! Build us a machine to send us all to the universe where Michelle is no.45! I WANT TO BE THERE INSTEAD.

Issa Rae has the best smile.

You can file a claim on a gingerbread house and receive damages? What’s next, my brother suing me because I raided his Lego pirate ship for parts when we were kids?

“Real clowns can’t catch a break.”

It’s so boring. It should have sunk an hour and a half in but it just went on and on...

Dismissing her ideas?

Are White Women the White Men of Women?

Straight cis white women are the men of women.

/tugs collar

She’s too good for us.

I like how he backdoor-complimented himself about being funny. Except that he’s wrong.

Bobby, I know people will decry my sentiments in defense of your poor soul, but I am beyond delighted that you are willing to sacrifice yourself so that we may have these entertaining posts. It’s selfish, I know, and I do apologize for that, but you are doing a service for us all, so thank you from the bottom of my…

Archie Bunker would be a flaming liberal compared to neoconservatives.

He leaned more libertarian but I’d still call him conservative. He hated government after all.

And Ron Swanson.

But there is nothing more dangerous, especially in this climate, than a funny, likable conservative character

White evangelicals don’t read the Bible. The longest thing this dude has ever read is the sentence “You must be 18 or older to enter this site.”