It seems every day shows me we are more doomed than the previous.

i’ve been drunk enough to voluntarily eat Arbys, but never drunk enough to become racist.

“Most corner stores are dirty, over-priced, lack variety, and frankly are terrifying to go into”

How is this more convenient than a vending machine? You literally need to download a proprietary app before you use it.

But in Japan they have vending machines for everything - and still have stores. I feel like the US as a whole is way behind on convenience.

Because vending machines are so reasonably priced and filled with variety?

That’s a definite pattern among humans. People always give passes to people they’re fond of.

The laziest thing SHE has ever done.

Yeah, I think there’s a significant difference to be parsed between “c-sections are lazy” and “I had a c-section because I was lazy.”

Pretty sure that’s what Madonna did with Lourdes

I remember learning about her for the first time from an article on this site a while ago and her success makes me really happy.

She is beautiful.

You and your ilk completely miss the point. Wealthy and glamourous women have, since the 90's, been having the parasite removed at 8 months, because it’s that last month that widens the hip bones, apparently. Too Posh To Push. Named for Vicky Beckham, I believe. It’s a pure vanity move.

Issa is so beautiful. Those eyes!

Ayeee! Beauty and brains with that sense of humor! Here for it so freaking hard. Issa Covergirl.

What is so striking to me is that something that can be traumatic and have such lifelong effects on the victim can not even be a blip on the perpetrator’s radar.