Stiff arms, short fingers, will lose

When putz comes to shove.

Pictured: Trump figuratively and literally Heismaning African Americans.

this made me literally say “boom” out loud b/c it is so good.

Brock is a terrible name. Brak on the other hand...

I would posit that there was no question asked - since Whitlock’s “question” came first and was followed by a paragraph of bullshit, one could assume that the “question” was rhetorical. Thus the reporter was free to ask an actual question.

Pretending Whitlock doesn’t exist is never a dick move

ATTENTION WHITE SISTREN: BLACK MEN DO NOT OWE YOU THEIR ATTENTIONS, SEXUAL OR OTHERWISE. PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL OF THEIR BODILY AUTONOMY, ESPECIALLY GIVEN HISTORICAL DENIAL OF SAID BY YOUR FUCKING PEOPLE.

To be fair, we’re still treating crack addicts like garbage.

Oy. Your service is appreciated.

Heroin and fentanyl are the big ones now, especially in Western PA. I’m a part-time EMT in the area and we see multiple ODs per day, despite being in a very small town

I read something recently that said something like 4 out of 5 heroin users started on prescription pills. Yet not a peep from anyone about that.

This is ridiculous and insane.

Wow, this got 10x better when I scrolled down to see Chrissy T’s response!

Danny Trejo has aged 50 years in 20 years. What's up with that?

Meet Donald Trumps White House Press Secretary everyone!

I figure if you're over 22, and you're going to a 22 year old life coach, you're lucky to have lived that long in the first place.

“How dare you sit there and blame white people for the problems of the minority communities. After all, aren’t you half white? Didn’t two white parents adopt you, after yours weren’t willing to raise you?!”