Good lord, she’s amazing.

Annie Apple is the alternate-dimension Liz Lemon where her life is 100% together.

“So he’s now a homeless unemployed college dropout”

Yes, I have! And honestly, I didn’t believe the smegma stain with, “dwaynespeaksjive WUZ HEAR” written next to it was yours, but now that I see you are a real, live human it all makes sense!!!

What even is that horrid short length?! These are athletes. Give me thigh or give me death!

Still disappointed though.

I’m honestly a little surprised that Yale’s ego would allow it to name something after someone so closely associated with another Ivy League school.

if I was going to make a snowden movie, this is the guy I would hire to be my actor.... 🔚

I need an official ruling on Solange not being featured on the album but I want to say:

“That hasn’t happened in quite some time,” Ginsburg responded

I mean, there have been a whopping four female Supreme Court justices ever - totally easy to mess up their names!

That is cool, but Tesla advertises a Level 2 system. Not a Level 3 system.

Volvo’s issue is this. Tesla and Volvo both have Level 2 systems. Tesla has a far superior Level 2 system.

Parents lie about what they did to you as a child either because they legitimately don’t remember or they’re intentionally trying to gaslight you but a child remembers because that trauma and betrayal stays with you forever.

Yeah, that’s exactly what she said...

I understand they’re mormon, so perhaps they would’ve had more latitude to kill their child here in the states.

it me

Am I the only one who thinks Rita’s “J” necklace is actually a lower-case “r”, displayed backwards? I could need more caffeine, but it looks that way to me.

This was a gorgeous piece of writing. I can definitely relate to a lot that’s here (huge Prince fan, lost my dad too early, etc.), but this part...

By the way I forgot to add this to my comment. No Chealsea.