Oh my god. Are you giving this girl shit for not being the right kind of pretty, now?

I can’t believe I’m defending Leonardo DiCaprio, as I love mocking him as much as the next person, but there is a weird obsession in the media with his dating life. Who cares if he’s into young supermodels? He’s the one that has to endure conversations and listen to Mark Anthony with them, not us.

Aidy killed it

Holy Mother of Dragons does Miley look like Daenerys Targaryen with the bleached hair.

Does she learn that she can change her shell but until she learns to love herself...

FINALLY my children’s book, “Harriet Whore-mit the very haughty hottie hermit” can get off the ground! It’s about a hermit crab looking for a pimp to love her! “Are you my pimp?” She asks a series of increasingly abusive johns. It gets PRETTY gritty (cause she’s in so much sand!) but is truly fun for the whole family.…

JUST IMAGINE WHAT THE GOP & MEDIA WOULD DO IF A *LIBERAL* DID THIS

That’s the one with bacon.... right?

Yes. She can’t resist the dish that’s easiest to put down.

People are always calling someone the “new” whoever but she reminds me a lot of Cyndi Lauper. She’s unabashedly about girls’ experience of the world and combines it with a sugary pop that’s really fun and not ashamed of being pop. She also doesn’t sexualize herself to sell records; she’s literally about girls having…

As long as everyone is okay, do I get to enjoy that this happened and commend their commitment to the material?

Religions are cults given sufficient popularity and time; it’s like restaurants (90% of them fail in their first year).

I think Carrie Underwood is technically the most successful artist that has come from AI. Then Kelly. (I think)

So the finale was kind of fun because there was just so much: so many medleys, so much belting, so many things to plug...
But I really have to applaud who ever came up with the David Bowie tribute being performed by five former American Idol winners, all of them white guys and all of them playing guitar. It was sort of…

Truly, he does.

This is going to go on and on, until one of us admits to being Charles Babbage!

We used to play Doom over the LAN in the computer lab

I’m older than 40 years old.

I agree. I don’t see this as at all racist, but images shouldn’t have to rise to the level of “blatantly, glaring racist” before someone decides they’re not the best choice for a national campaign. It would be like if the configuration of the models made the pattern on one’s shirt look like a swastika, or a part of…

Well, I doubt the kids posed that way naturally, but I definitely think the photo was selected for the two on the sides. (Why didn’t they just crop it?!)