ALL OF YOU BUYING TICKETS TO THIS ARE JUST ENABLING ZACH SNYDER

Online sources also say she was in that 90210 redux? None of this means anything to me of course. Unless she is Olivia Palermo or holds insane yoga poses, she’s no IG celebrity in my book :)

There’s no need to be cynical and shit all over a relationship you know about from 5 instagrams in a gossip roundup.

The whole time I was thinking like... “oh it won’t be that shocking/gross/weird/surprising” and then it WAS.

So did I. It was actually more of a full-body cringe and a nooo, though. Older man, fine. Jon freakin’ Lovitz?!? EWEWEW. He’s always grossed me out (and especially so after his two episodes on Friends, which is how I imagine him to be.) And, if I recall correctly, he's a Republican. Sorry, but no. Just no.

My dad and I got ice cream together once when I was in my mid-twenties and we were getting a ton of weird looks. It made me really uncomfortable once it dawned on me that was probably why. *shudder*

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My main question is WHO?! As in who is she?

Okay, real question time, because this has always been one of my worst nightmares: has anyone been out in public with their dad/step-dad and had someone assume you were their SO instead of their child?

$300,000 for a seat? I’d rather pay $300,000 for a chair.

I don’t represent brands or courses, my golf-industry work is for a golf event resource that uses advertising as the source of income, and for golf charity events themselves. I just wanted to share what some are trying to make more golf space more useful. There are too many courses, and I hope businesses like TopGolf…

Is that Obama at minute 1:15?

This tradition makes eating Peeps and hunting for colored eggs look pretty weak by comparison.

I agree. Sometimes it’s trivial and/or laughable, like North American buildings usually skipping 13 when numbering building floors (or, where I live, 4, because of Chinese superstition; and granted, that’s just a business decision or practice, not as far as I know mandated in any building code or the like). But then…

When we buried my grandfather there were kids sledding on the slope-y area below the grave sites but still in the cemetery. It was initially a little shocking but in the end we all figured “why not” and we knew for sure that grandpop would have been delighted.

Some cemeteries are stacking people in plots, and some of them are promoting more mausoleums so they can be stacked above ground. That will only be a relatively short remedy thugh, çuz last I looked, folks are still dying.

Years ago, I read where New York-area graveyards were facing a land crisis back in the 60s or around then — they were filling up and no new ones were being created or zoned. So someone proposed that they save space by buying coffins vertically. But people were creeped out by the idea, so after an outcry, the…

Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack made the same joke, about the two being the biggest wastes of land.

Combine the two to create the most awesome and macabre puttputt course.

Had roast lamb for dinner and am about to visit a stone circle before drinking my body weight in prosecco and eating an entire Heston Blumenthal chocolate egg (“with edible ‘nest’”). This is how we deal.