Was going to say that I can’t believe this has zero stars, but I realized I can. This is exactly how I feel about this situation. I hate that Louis CK sexually assaulted those women, and I hate that he obfuscated, making them liars.

I was really flipping out over how progressive the statement was, thinking that it was probably the best bisexual/sexuality spectrum advocacy I’d ever seen (from a piblic persona).

This is up there with Salvatore Mundi, IMO.

Wasn’t she game? I was so nervous that her summer wave would come breaking on the shore, but no, endless cresting. So happy for her.

So...Fischer doesn’t have an agent, manager, friend, who refused to let her publish this?

I clicked while muttering, “If “Not Gon’ Cry” isn’t number one...

Eh, his hacky, hammy Murder She Wrote appearance removed him from the Untouchables.

I do not like the guy’s creative output, at all, but I would be extremely surprised if he turns out to be a harasser or abuser.

Except for naming the wrong media outlet, I agree with your entire post.

I was one of the people who did not appreciate the rumormongering. I have yet to read the piece “On Rumors,” but I hope that it makes a distinction between gossip and reportage. My previous criticisms were primarily aimed at statements that he had never addressed the rumors, when he had addressed them, albeit…

Inclusion of the son’s “straightness” made me skeptical, but after watching the presser, I’m incline to think this has nothing to do with sexuality.

Caravaggio or GTFO

I can’t tell: sloth, gibbon, or koala?

The practicality of these is stunning:

Hello, fellow driver of an aluminum can on roller skates!

I drove a Geo Metro; a Storm was my dream car.

I love her appearances on Letterman. Just delightful.

I get what you’re saying about the elision of seeing the process of Max and Franke’s come-to-Jesus, but I think the presence of Tressa and Rich speed things up. In my observation, kids realize the extent of their bad behavior much more quickly when an audience calls them on it.

Joel McHale is a perfectly lovely human, but OG Talk Soup is just superior. Roger Lodge, Kinnear, Aisha Tyler, John “Skunk Boy” Henson? No one jolds a candle.

Michael’s response is the new Lemonade.