Yeah, when I read the story a couple days ago, I thought “12" referred to the precinct.

I don’t know why people are comparing this to 500 Days of Mayonnaise. It’s not even close. I clicked on exactly one of those articles, and commented on all other posts how much I hated the idea of the project. I look forward to this series every morning, more so than Dirt Bag. The similarities are two white women who…

This article: A reach that Ali would envy.

I could never love someone who only sang about a murder he witnessed. He should have called the cops, not taunted the man with melody.

I was hoping Norm would call him on that. I think he did shade Allen a bit by emphasizing that Archie Bunker was funny.

I don’t have any screengrabs, but pubescent me remembers a very thicc Tom Cruise in Taps.

This has remained true from time immemoriam.

Wow, reading that anniversary analysis was a rollercoaster. I feel like Bill Hader’s Stefan could introduce that piece (maybe all of your pieces): “This article has everything: a wardrobe malfunction, a likeable sexual harasser, forecasts of media data analtyics from a dimming pop superstar....”

Thanks for this. Reminds me of a film F/X, which recognized the ingenuity of these artists.

Glad for Chris Redd, but SNL does not do right by black women, in the hiring or portrayal.

I couldn’t even watch the trailer, it just seemed like a bad idea. The Dark Tower series provided some of the best reading experiences I’ve ever had, precisely because of the imagination required of the reader. There’s no way any film adaptation is going to live up to that.

That kid with the plot twist getaway is the funniest thing I have seen today.

Clearly this was an appeal to suckas who will gobble up trash as long as the dog whistle is blowing. I hope it works and all the customers enjoy their dysentery.

I want to file an official complaint.

The truth of that headline knocked food out of my hand.

There’s a reason that the dad of the Neo-Nazi in American History X was a fireman.

Wendy’s publicist is a Gawker throwback. His name is supposed to be stylized as Ronn [sic] Torossian.

The “Jr” is crucial.

Could you keep not talking about it? Please. Thank you.

I knew it sounded familiar: Trump’s “take away the hand” is an old Jerry Seinfeld bit.