That was my first thought! How valuable—cultural, economical—that misprint would be. I would spend the extra dough to get the ones with those tracks (which are arguably the heart of the album), at least because it’s a sound financial investment.

I’ll never forget a graduate professor (who happens to be married to a member of the Violent Femmes) saying, “Why is someone named Kardashian in my non-entertainment section of the newspaper?” And this was before Kim made millions off her app, and the like.

I felt weird explaining to my Chicago family that Irma had done most of HER damage before getting to us. Even though I’d used “his” when speaking about Harvey’s havoc, using personal pronouns to describe nature’s disaster and chaos is really starting to bother me.

The key to success is to stop pivoting.

Another reason to envy you, man?

You are right.

I will forever be a Gawkerer, but I’d never seen this. Thanks for pointing it out.

I would have thought so, too, but the correction is fairly vigorous and extensive.

*insert Nene Leakes “I said what I said” gif here*

Just want to say, I love y’all. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Because you wouldn’t be able to get it in in the first place? Otherwise missing the “brag” part.

Women, being logistic and shit?!

Sterling K. Brown’s speech was the best one. I loved te glorious romp through tV that he gave. Damn shame he wasn’t permitted to finish in the light.

I didn’t imply that only tall, good-looking, big-dicked (?!) men cheat. But I will explicitly state that I don’t find Kevin Hart to be tall, good looking, or funny,

That isn’t what I said, but you can believe what you’d like.

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Why didn’t you all talk about the Emmy tug-o-war that Reese and Nicole were doing? There is serious competition going on there.

Of course. I’m mocking the blurb for being unclearly written, as it doesn’t mention the tips.

Lawdt.

Chris Rock: “A man is only as faithful as his options.” I’m with Monique Judge: Kevin Hart shouldn’t have that many options.