Barbara Bush, Jr seems like a levelheaded woman. Jenna seems ditzy to me. .Although I haven’t seen either of them do much, Jenna seems to be the one who has had foot-in-mouth disease.

All of the Jeff Goldblum Is a Sex God comments are exactly what I came here for.

Now see, Cher could copyright that, and I would approve ‘CAUSE SHE NEVER GOES OUT OF STYLE (TM).

That “/s” is the second saddest thing I’ve seen today.

I’ve been here since the beginning and I never felt as much overlap as I do of late. I do remember an occasional sense of “Eh” at duplication, but most often, as you say, there was a distinct enough voice, and, more important, not every vertical was trying to capitalize on a story that was tangential at best.

Never take fault for what Kinja hath wrought.

I’m a grey person, and yesterday some of my comments were lifted out of grays by people who starred them, so the greys haven’t completely disappeared.

Twice this happened, where the Dirt Bag was the same as an earlier Dirt Bag or already-posted stories. Never mind that I am now supposed to read the same WTF JOEL OSTEEN story on Jezebel, Splinter, The Root, and AVClub.

Bey herself looks more like Solange each year.

Excellent twist, love.

This is some good writing!

Oh, I was being facetious. All of the phrases are banal, and my interest is in how uninteresting she is.

Yeah, we thought he couldn’t do a lot of things. Check their pockets and luggage when they’re dragged out of there.

Well, that would be perfectly legal to trademark, as her phrase elides the”Be.”

Who would put “’cause we never go out of style” on anything?!

Thank you for this. I didn’t think presidents could keep gifts...legally. You know that the thieves will take whatever they can smuggle.

What’s the rule about gifts from foreign leaders? Is there any limit? Are they declared as income?

God, I watched The Lion and the Cobra on VHS at least once a week. All the way through. This is beyond.

With songwriters I appreciate or even love, I sometimes wince at forced sentiment or overwrought—or underwrought—language. I have never had that experience with Fiona. She captures moods and writes them so painstakingly. I love her forever.

“Michelle and I wish you and Melania...”