I thought this was pretty good trolling: a Swedish newspaper published a list of events that took place yesterday- in English- just to underline how uneventful things are there. It includes a real moose humping a wooden moose;

This ought to be his Waterloo.

Is the right “context” just...the patriarchy?

DON’T FUCKING QUOTE PETA, DON’T FUCKING QUOTE PETA, DON’T FUCKING QUOTE PETA! sorry for the caps but, DON’T FUCKING QUOTE PETA!

They are an evil cult that kills animals for their sick enjoyment and call it ‘moral’ like psychopaths. You might as well have an article on refugees and quote the Society for Rendering…

Awesome about the new baby!Hope you are both warm and well. Trafficked women have this need sometimes,we have that program here in San Francisco Ca.The pad idea was genius,sucks that it is needed but women know how to help each other,I have hope.

That is a really smart system and really heartbreaking. Blessings to anyone who courageously flips that.

none of us has the fucking rank to ask about Shelly.

I think Tiffany’s prettier because of her imperfections. Ivanka has that creepy Aryan thing going on that makes me feel she’s gonna demand to see my papers. And I’m part German.

Tiffany Trump has knowledge we could only hope to glean, imagine:

You shoot up one pizza joint because of a rumor, and suddenly your a bad guy.

I’m pretty sure he’s actually a cocker spaniel.

Ugh Jaime Olivier is the worst. I especially want to tell him to shut up when he gets all preachy about the things moms should be doing for their kids. Also those poor kids. The names they gave them are god awful.

• Jamie Oliver’s wife gave birth, one of their daughters cut the umbilical cord. I don’t know how to feel about that either! [Celebitchy]

I REMEMBER! I used to remember phone numbers, too. But after 15 years of having a cell phone, I can only remember three - the landline at my dad’s house (same # I grew up with), my best friend’s (same # since high school), and my own (changes every couple years). Oh, I also remember the number for the Chinese food…

They literally could have gotten the rest of NSYNC to play NSYNC

Yas at Amber getting the tax writeoff for the 6.8mil, while Depp only gets to count the 200k. That’s some kind of justice.

I don’t agree at all. If you are in a war-torn country, your city under fire with no means of escape and you think sharing a narrative as a child might get just a tiny bit more attention and opportunity to save that child, you do it. If I have to catfish the world for a chance to save my baby, so be it.

We considered giving up gifts, but it’s just my parents and two adult children, so with out the present ritual, we just eat and stare at each other all day.

Sounds like they watched too much of a “Blunt Talk”.